quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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