You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
try to milk me bitch
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