Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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