They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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