Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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