Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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