You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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