In the future we'll all be gay
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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