Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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