We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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