I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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