I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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