I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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