The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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