then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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