The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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