We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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