is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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