that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Randomize