i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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