You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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