We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
