If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've blown a few things in my day
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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