when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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