We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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