Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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