god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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