Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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