I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Randomize
