She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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