suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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