No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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