Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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