OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
two words...techno handjob
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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