Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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