I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
operation harelip BJ is a go
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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