have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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