Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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