Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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