super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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