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(812): View more from Indiana

woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out

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(647): View more from Ontario

The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.

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(858): View more from California

He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story

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(708): View more from Illinois

He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs

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