If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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