I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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