Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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