Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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