The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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