he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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