Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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