brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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