Is it because I queefed?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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