I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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