i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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