You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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